Tuesday, September 22, 2009
While American designer Adam Harvey theorized ways an anti-photography A-bomb could be designed, leave it to the Russkies to actually build it. Roman Abramovich; Russian investment banker, Chelsea Football Club owner and potential super-villain, has equipped his secret aquatic lair yacht with a laser aided anti-photo defense shield. Evidently his sci-fi privacy bubble is enabled by infrared lasers which lock onto the energy signature of the CCD in a digital camera and fire an interrupting bolt of light to negate the camera’s ability to record images. I for one want to see it work. I want to try to take a digital photo of his floating hidout yacht and see a blank image on my LCD in review and then I want to see the smug look on his face disappear when I pull out my Hasselblad 501cm which is completely invisible to his 21st century photo defense shield. Nice try Abramovich. If you need any convincing that Abramovich is anything but a James Bond Super Villain here’s a few more amenities that his yacht, The Eclipse, has included on it: two helipads, an aquarium (probably filled with sharks) and a two person escape submarine.

Monday, September 21, 2009


The neighboring apartment building caught on fire last night. I woke up hearing some oscillating beeping sounds and was trying to figure out if they were car alarms or just ringing in my ears. Then I heard a woman yell “Oh my god!” which was enough for me to wake up and take a look outside. I could see from my window flames were pouring out of a window from an apartment building that faced the back of our house. After waking up Cein and making sure the dog was okay. I grabbed a ladder so I could be on top of our garage and get close enough to spray water in with our garden hose. The water from the garden hose caused things inside the apartment to crack and pop but the flames inside were too big to be affected. Standing there in my underwear and feeling the heat of the fire, I was the one that neighbors in the building started talking to. A pair of women with a child told me they were trapped in their apartment. I told them “The Fire Department has been called. They are on their way. You’re going to be okay.” The fire was in the apartment next to theirs and I could see black smoke billowing out of the room that separated their apartments. I switched the hose to that room, thinking it might be more important to delay the fire’s spread since I couldn’t expect to stop what was already burning. Another resident of the apartment building brought the fire hose from his hall out to his balcony underneath and to the side of the building on fire but didn’t have time to turn it on before the Fire Department showed. As the fire department worked I gave Cein a hug and waited until the fire was more contained to snap a few pictures from our dining room window.
I’m quite certain that my sheepishness at exploiting the pain of others for my own artistic gain kept me from taking better photos that these.
Today was hectic but w
ent well. Taking photos underwater adds so many variables it gets hard to control it all. The blanket shown on the side would not stop floating away despite being weighed down with twenty washers and bolts. I think the weirdest part of the day was when I was standing at the bottom of the deep end by my self, breathing from an air tank and trying to stretch out an intense cramp in my calf. (Continued)
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Victoria, from sfgirlbybay.com, is a blogger in San Francisco with a great sense of style. I met her on a photo shoot last November and she just recently gave me a very nice write up on my ocean prints. Thanks Victoria!



Even though I’m happy to have my Etsy shop up and running, I’m disappointed with how it looks. Each of these images is supposed to be a 28″ square print struggling to convey the enormity of the ocean. A good Etsy shop however is about conveying product, thus the ocean is delivered to you in 75px thumbnails. Maybe I should have gone with a gallery show instead. Too late now!